1. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Justin time for school.

  2. Why was the boy scout dizzy?
    He did too many good turns.

  3. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
    Jungle bells, Jungle bells.

  4. Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Madam
    Madam who?
    Madamm foot's stuck in the door

  5. What's black and white and red all over?
    A penguin with sun burn.

  6. Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Little-old-lady
    Little-old-lady who?
    I didn't know you could yodel

  7. What dosen't put on any clothes and can cause a fire?
    A naked flame.

  8. What did the injured animal say to the tree?
    "Wood you help me?"

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Last updated Monday, April 05, 2010